2/19/2023 0 Comments Ssb4 ravio![]() ![]() "Please shadow you must help us all" said Maria before releasing him to earth. ran by no other than the big bad King Dedede broke in. Of course he lost her when the damn G.U.N. He blasted KoRn because they were great and Maria loved that band. Meanwhile, Shadow thought about Maria and how much he missed her. It was Nine Inch Nails as he was drawn in and then, Dark Pit finally confessed his love. Soon, another song played as it clicked with Lucas. Metal blasted as everyone inside wore piercings and whatnot. He was in the dark store known as hot topic. He one day had a gun as he walked to the mall to kill dark pit. Lucas couldn't help but find him cute however, he gave him a hard time. They tried all their pranks on him but to no avail, they failed. Roy and Little Mac loathed him, wanting to destroy him. He was called Dark Pit as he hated everyone and told them to go fuck themselves. One day in the mansion, a dark angel came. as he loved 50 Cent, Snoop Dog, Ludacris and all those other rap artists. Roy, on the other hand, was the biggest jerk in the face of the planet.Īlways waving his cash without a care in the world and of course, acting like he was a motherfucking P.I.M.P. They were all extremely rich and popular, Samus making fun of anyone who listened to the Gorillaz while Little Mac didn't understand why he hated fighting. Everyone took advantage of his meek personality, mocking him as the bullies were none other than Roy, Little Mac and Samus. It was at the smash manor after the events of losing his brother Claus to the capitalist pig Porky. He recalled the first time he truly discovered himself. He took a sip of his sweet pacific cooler Capri-sun. "You sure about that?" questioned the mercenary who also was a business man. Everyone to him was annoying because like Dark Pit, he was a former Goth. Truth is, he couldn't stand anyone else besides Ike and Lucas. "He's just going through a phase just like any other teenager," said Soren all deadpan as he is. Shulk was a famous director who made "Finding Memo", "Memzen", "The Great Meme Detective" and a hit classic, "Silence of the Memes." Soren placed the newspaper down on the coffee table as it talked about the success of Shulk and his movie star boyfriend Marth. He was worried for his son as he took on both roles because Ike loved wearing women's clothes. "Hey Soren, what do you think is going on with Lucas?" asked Ike. He glanced at his wife as he read the newspaper, thinking to himself. He started listening to emo music, dressing in all black almost reminding him of someone. Ever since that damn dark angel, Lucas never been the same. Ike sighed as he didn't know what to do with his son. He ran into his room, slamming the door before blasting Nine Inch Nails at full volume. "FUCK YOU DAD! YOU DONT TELL ME WHAT TO FUCKING DO YOU DICKWEED!" snapped Lucas. HES A BAD INFLUENCE AND HES DESTORYING YOUR LIFE," yelled Ike with concern. ![]() Meanwhile his mother Soren was reading the newspaper, uninterested in his affairs. Meanwhile Lucas was being yelled at by Ike his father. He needed change, to stop being called Pittoo as Palutena called him. He realized how much he related to the song, realizing that fear will be his downfall if kept confusing what is real. His eyes were glued to the TV, drawn to Linkin Park as he watched. " CRAWLING IN MY SKIN~ THESE WOOOOUNDS WILL NOT HEAL!" Realizing he needed his own identity, dark pit checked out MTV as a song really clicked to him. Pit shrugged as he became worried about Pittoo. One day Pit asked him if he wanted to play tag. He secluded himself from the world as they laughed at his pain. Others found him to be weird, a geeky loser. Palutena loved him more even though he didn't care much for her. Dark Pit or rather, Other Pit at the time was always overshadowed by the other angel. It was the summer of 1999, because angels live in the 90s. After all, Goths had painful backstories. He recalled his memory, the day he became who he was. The edgy angel sighed, as "Headstrong" blared. That Yoshi was a menace, one who needed to be stopped once and for all. He couldn't believe it, his store, the one he cherished and met his beloved Lucas in completely changed. Plays the Hot Topic Krew theme song "The Animal I Have Become" by Three Days Grace-ĭark Pit sat in his bedroom, blasting Trapt because he was upset about the whole Hot Topic change. Part 1 of Strange Parodies Next Work → Stats: Published: Completed: Words: 401423 Chapters: 58/58 Comments: 149 Kudos: 328 Bookmarks: 26 Hits: 11819 Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings. ![]()
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